fagtree:

so other than that, mrs. lincoln, how was the play

(Source: brenthor, via pizza)

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

(via awkwardvagina)

robotblogxvx:

Good gender neutral baby names:

  • Unit 00
  • Unit 01
  • Unit 02

(Source: robotblogofficial, via new-york-i-love-you)

thechronicleofshe:

I wonder if you’re allowed to make friends in Hell. Or is it kind of like silent reading time, but with more fire.

(via annoyinging)

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

(via pizza)